looong trip back

due to snow, ice, bad flight bookings and what not, my trip back consisted of:

train from Da Qing to Beijing
Hang out in Beijing for 4 hrs with aunt, uncle and cousin who wanted to practice english
flight from Beijing to Kuala Lumpur
sleep for 4 hrs in KL
head to airport and fly back to Singapore and take a cab to work

during all of this travel, I thought of the following:

CREATE TABLE MISSING
AS
SELECT
home
where
home.location = 'CA';

yea..i actually just wrote that...